Akpos in a hurry used the ladies ‘toilet in a posh hotel’.
He sat down and noticed four buttons – WW, WA, PP and APR. Curious, he pressed WW and his butt was gently sprayed with WARM WATER, he loved it so much!
He then pressed WA and a blast of WARM AIR dried him up. Still loving it, he pressed PP and a POWDER PUFF made him smell fresh.
Feeling pampered, he decided to press the last button APR. He later woke up in a hospital.
A nurse smiled and said to him, “Sir, APR means AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER. When the machine couldn’t find a pad on you, it went for your balls. Your balls are in the jar over there.”
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Akpos in a hurry used the ladies ‘toilet in a posh hotel’.
He sat down and noticed four buttons – WW, WA, PP and APR. Curious, he pressed WW and his butt was gently sprayed with WARM WATER, he loved it so much!
He then pressed WA and a blast of WARM AIR dried him up. Still loving it, he pressed PP and a POWDER PUFF made him smell fresh.
Feeling pampered, he decided to press the last button APR. He later woke up in a hospital.
A nurse smiled and said to him, “Sir, APR means AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER. When the machine couldn’t find a pad on you, it went for your balls. Your balls are in the jar over there.”
- See more at: http://funnyakposjokes.com/akpod-joke-toilet-codes/#sthash.ChnvTkBp.dpuf

Akpos in a hurry used the ladies ‘toilet in a posh hotel’.
He sat down and noticed four buttons – WW, WA, PP and APR. Curious, he pressed WW and his butt was gently sprayed with WARM WATER, he loved it so much!
He then pressed WA and a blast of WARM AIR dried him up. Still loving it, he pressed PP and a POWDER PUFF made him smell fresh.
Feeling pampered, he decided to press the last button APR. He later woke up in a hospital.
A nurse smiled and said to him, “Sir, APR means AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER. When the machine couldn’t find a pad on you, it went for your balls. Your balls are in the jar over there.”
- See more at: http://funnyakposjokes.com/akpod-joke-toilet-codes/#sthash.ChnvTkBp.dpuf

Akpos, a married lawyer, had sex in his car and forgot the girl’s panty on the car seat.
His wife found the panty in the back seat and tore it apart screaming “What is this”? “What is this”?
Akpos calmly replied, “You just destroyed the evidence of a rape case which was worth millions of dollars that I was handling”.
She quickly went on her knees apologizing, ‘babe, l’m sorry’.
What do you call Akpos?
1. Smart
2. A damn good liar
3. A good lawyer - See more at: http://funnyakposjokes.com/akpos-joke-sex/#sthash.WG8xkXCT.dpuf

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Akpos, a married lawyer, had sex in his car and forgot the girl’s panty on the car seat.
His wife found the panty in the back seat and tore it apart screaming “What is this”? “What is this”?
Akpos calmly replied, “You just destroyed the evidence of a rape case which was worth millions of dollars that I was handling”.
She quickly went on her knees apologizing, ‘babe, l’m sorry’.
What do you call Akpos?
1. Smart
2. A damn good liar
3. A good lawyer - See more at: http://funnyakposjokes.com/akpos-joke-sex/#sthash.WG8xkXCT.dpuf

Akpos, a married lawyer, had sex in his car and forgot the girl’s panty on the car seat.
His wife found the panty in the back seat and tore it apart screaming “What is this”? “What is this”?
Akpos calmly replied, “You just destroyed the evidence of a rape case which was worth millions of dollars that I was handling”.
She quickly went on her knees apologizing, ‘babe, l’m sorry’.
What do you call Akpos?
1. Smart
2. A damn good liar
3. A good lawyer - See more at: http://funnyakposjokes.com/akpos-joke-sex/#sthash.WG8xkXCT.dpuf